This is one of my favorite comedy shows. Kevin James just cracks me up! I've seen his Sweat the Small Stuff a few times and it never gets old!
I was talking to my bff about cards today & it reminded me of this skit.
Hope you enjoy it!
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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
May 4, 2012
November 2, 2011
5 Ways You Can Tell You Are Out of Shape
-When running up the stairs feels like you just ran a marathon & you must catch your breath
-When round-brushing your hair is an arm workout
-When stirring or whisking food gets you winded
-When you stand up you get dizzy
-When sneezing gives you a hernia
-When round-brushing your hair is an arm workout
-When stirring or whisking food gets you winded
-When you stand up you get dizzy
-When sneezing gives you a hernia
I think it's time for me to get a move on it!
September 2, 2011
Nope, it's JUST a gut.
So 3 times in my life...3 random times...each years apart...I have received the dreaded, most awful question you can ever ask a woman when the answer is "NO".
Now years apart, probably because with seasons and hormones, emotions and circumstances, MOST women "fluctuate" in all different, kinds of ways.
Each time the question was by a WOMAN too! Ladies, aren't we supposed to stick together? Seriously.
More than motivate me, it makes me annoyed. Because each year it's tougher and tougher to be "hot" won't you say? (though I will keep trying anyway)
I consider myself quite confident, so I actually felt worse for the women when theyasked annoyingly spoke out this question.
If you are not sure of the answer, DON'T ASK! We all know this rule, do we not ladies?
Another thing...don't look down at a woman's stomach, then up, then glance down again. Cause it's not non-challant even though you think you are being discreet. You might as well just come out and pop the dreaded question.
You wear shirts that aren't fitted as to look more appropriate because quite frankly who wants to see that? But then those shirts look like tents off of your middle which cause the wondering. We just cannot win. (time for sit-ups)
But what we can do is realize we ALL come in different shapes & sizes. God says we are beautiful. AND last but NOT least "DO NOT ASK A WOMAN IF THEY ARE HAVING A BABY UNLESS YOU KNOW BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT THAT THE ANSWER IS YES!"
Now years apart, probably because with seasons and hormones, emotions and circumstances, MOST women "fluctuate" in all different, kinds of ways.
Each time the question was by a WOMAN too! Ladies, aren't we supposed to stick together? Seriously.
More than motivate me, it makes me annoyed. Because each year it's tougher and tougher to be "hot" won't you say? (though I will keep trying anyway)
I consider myself quite confident, so I actually felt worse for the women when they
If you are not sure of the answer, DON'T ASK! We all know this rule, do we not ladies?
Another thing...don't look down at a woman's stomach, then up, then glance down again. Cause it's not non-challant even though you think you are being discreet. You might as well just come out and pop the dreaded question.
You wear shirts that aren't fitted as to look more appropriate because quite frankly who wants to see that? But then those shirts look like tents off of your middle which cause the wondering. We just cannot win. (time for sit-ups)
But what we can do is realize we ALL come in different shapes & sizes. God says we are beautiful. AND last but NOT least "DO NOT ASK A WOMAN IF THEY ARE HAVING A BABY UNLESS YOU KNOW BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT THAT THE ANSWER IS YES!"
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